D100 Roll
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One Hundred Deaths of Ix
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1
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Accidentally spilled oil and fell into the fireplace
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2
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An accident testing out a new guillotine
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3
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Arm wrestled a troll
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4
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Arrow in one ear and out the other
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5
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Assassinated for knowing too much
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6
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Ate the pretty berries
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7
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Ball room blitzed
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8
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Barrel hit a rock going over the Gnarwood Falls
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9
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Bashed over the head by a mugger
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10
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Beheaded as a heretic
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11
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Blasted into bits by a jealous wizard husband
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12
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Bled to death trying to climb a wall of thorns
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13
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Boat hit an iceberg while racing
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14
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Brain exploded while trying to solve a riddle
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15
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Brain hemorrhage after eating too much herring
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16
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Brain picked in an experiment gone awry
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17
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Buried alive in Darbonia
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18
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Burned while sleeping
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19
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Cheated at dice with an ogre
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20
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Chewed own tongue rather than apologize
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21
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Chocked on a chicken bone
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22
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Choked on a peach pit
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23
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Choked on a weasel sausage sandwich
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24
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Coconut cream pie explosion
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25
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Covered in honey, eaten by bears
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26
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Covered in milk, licked to death by alley cats
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27
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Cut an artery while shaving
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28
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Cut own head off with an axe
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29
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Decided to have a seat on a wound catapult
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30
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Drowned in a pool of his own tears
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31
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Drowned in a vat of chicken soup
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32
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Eaten alive by blood worms
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33
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Eaten by pirhanna
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34
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Fed to roc chicks
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35
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Fell down the castle staircase
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36
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Fell into a deep sleep and buried alive
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37
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Fell into a pit full of slugs
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38
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Fell into the deepest gopher hole anyone did see
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39
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Fell off a cliff playing blind man's bluff
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40
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Fell off his camel
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41
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Fired the wrong end of a crossbow
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42
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Forced to drink poison by irate priests
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43
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Forced to perform the dance of jittery doom
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44
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Got drunk, fell out of the tower window
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45
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Got lost in a snow storm
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46
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Got lost in the Labyrinth of Gritt
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47
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Got too close to the tiger in the cage
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48
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Ground to meal at the mill
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49
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Had a heart attack at a brothel
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50
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Heart exploded while running away from tax collectors
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51
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Hit a moose while skiing
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52
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Hit over the head with a gin bottle
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53
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Hit with a frying pan
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54
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Hot air balloon caught fire
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55
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Hung for treason in Garnia
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56
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Insulted an amazon
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57
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Insulted one too many dwarves
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58
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Jumped over a wall and landed on a halberd
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59
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Locked himself into the treasure vault
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60
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Locked in a winery, died of sulphate poisoning
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61
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Married the wrong mobster's daughter
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62
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Piano fell on his head
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63
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Picked the wrong mushrooms
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64
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Poisoned by a business associate
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65
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Pushed through a plate glass window during a drunken brawl
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66
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Ran his wagon off of a cliff
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67
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Reminded the king of Disturbia of his true parentage
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68
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Ripped apart by the thing in the pit
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69
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Run over by a dung cart
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70
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Sank into quicksand
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71
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Sat on a poison tack
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72
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Sat on by a giant
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73
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Served for troll dinner
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74
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Shot in the back while running away from a battle
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75
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Skinned alive by a witch doctor
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76
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Slipped in the bath tub
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77
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Sneezed on by a fire breathing dragon
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78
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Sneezed to death at the pepper mill
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79
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Stabbed by an irate lover
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80
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Stabbed himself with a letter opener
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81
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Stepped on a poisonous snake
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82
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Stepped on by a giant
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83
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Struck by lightning twice while playing golf
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84
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Stumbled and hit his head on the only rock for miles
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85
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Succabused
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86
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Sucked dry by a dozen vampire wenches
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87
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Sucked into a pipe organ
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88
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Surfed the tidal wave
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89
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Swallowed a handful of rocks, keeled over a week later
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90
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Swallowed an icky thing
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91
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Swallowed by a gobbeldygook
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92
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Thrown from a speeding sleigh
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93
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Thrown out of a tower window
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94
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Tickled to death by evil clowns
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95
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Took a swing at the wrong guard during a riot
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96
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Trampled by a herd of elephants
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97
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Turned into a fly by an evil wizard and eaten by a frog
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98
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Wasting disease
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99
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While cliff diving, missed the water, hit the rocks
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100
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While on picnic, sank in the swamp
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