Princeofcups


Things for Sale #2



Random things from merchants, shops, and bazarres.


d100 Roll Thing Amount for Sale Cost/Each
1          bucket of orange slime 3 $20
2          scorpianman brain 5 $350
3          small jar of mustache wax 15 $30
4          fully trained guard dog (will obey only seller) 3 $100
5          box of 16 mice (all male) 1 $8
6          bucket of pottery clay 7 $25
7          sculptures by a famous ogre artist (ugly) 23 $10 to $340
8          certificate for one night at Deardra's Palace of Dark Delights in Vindstadt 2 $250
9          monkey tail 12 $1
10          hand sized iron sphere (almost weightless) 45 $3
11          kobald tooth 233 $1
12          basket of bars of soap 3 $15
13          bag of small glass marbles 8 $3
14          griffin beak 2 $14
15          wooden tent stake 34 $1
16          book in Midgradian (heroic fiction) 1 $25
17          book in Nordstradian (mushroom cookbook) 1 $25
18          book in Lusian (basic mathematics) 1 $25
19          book in Kragmarian (history of lava) 1 $25
20          book in Hypnoborian (1001 insults) 1 $25
21          book in Norsican (knock knock jokes) 1 $25
22          book in Bajacan (famous surfers) 1 $25
23          book in Elvish (love sonnets to the color gold) 1 $25
24          5m tall wax wheel 1 $800
25          deed to a small keep just outside town (financing available) 1 $230,000
26          lot of 17 horses (will not seperate, 14 male, 3 female) 1 $1,700
27          golden hairpin (magick, +3 to intelligence) 1 $45
28          bottle of the Water of Life and Vitality (fake) 23 $12
29          set of 4 vampire fangs 1 $400
30          untrained little brown monkey 3 $45
31          sword at strength 13 (blade glued to hilt, break on first hit) 1 $1500
32          sword at strength 13 (magick +1) 1 $1500
33          sword at strength 13 1 $1500
34          book in Lusian, Zzazzobar's Greatest Blunders 1 $34
35          magick potion of monster repellant (fake) 1 $300
36          bucket of aluminum shavings 3 $100
37          small bag of gargoyle belly button lint (fake) 4 $22
38          book in Midgradian, The Lives and Loves of the Dragon Emporer 7 $8
39          morning star flail at strength 11 2 $80
40          hand sized purring purple puffball (good pet) 4 $125
41          lizard tail 66 $1
42          2m tall rune covered stone 1 $650
43          wood troll eyeball 12 $50
44          set of 42 ignome thumbs 1 $84
45          silverware, set for 80 1 $800
46          rune covered trident at strength 9 3 $400
47          loaf of Lusian style fried bread 43 $8
48          set of 100 ivory alphabet blocks 4 $50
49          golden broach (value $800) 1 $350
50          weasel sausage sandwich and a beer 22 $4
51          lifesized wooden elf anatomy teaching model 1 $500
52          gem sized tetrahedral crystal, any color 676 $4
53          box of 33 miscellaneous sword hilts 1 $22
54          troll left foot 57 $22
55          2m tall portrait of the emporer of Nordstrad 1 $2,000
56          6 person tobagon 1 $35
57          mated pair of vrok hawks with cage 1 $600
58          mated pair of fruit bats with cage 1 $300
59          mated pair of song birds with cage 1 $100
60          dried wyvern foot (fake) 7 $45
61          dried wyvern tail (fake) 3 $55
62          bronze bust of the emporer of Midgrad 1 $750
63          4m oar 24 $8
64          box of 500 sheets of fine writing paper 4 $50
65          tin shilting lunch box 7 $12
66          box of 20 double headed quarrels (useless) 3 $20
67          pad lock (no key) 99 $4
68          The Spear of Grink Goblinslayer at strength 11 1 $4,000
69          complete fish skeleton mounted on a wooden plaque 22 $8
70          sack of apple seeds 4 $30
71          magick scroll (fake) 1 $200
72          magick scroll (10 minutes to read, learn lockpicking +6d6, catches fire and burns after reading) 1 $200
73          magick scroll (catches fire and burns as soon as it is opened) 1 $200
74          big griffin claw, still bloody 1 $35
75          4m long giant broom 1 $80
76          bag of special pipe weed (mildly hallucinegenic) 9 $120
77          silvered mirror 7 $20
78          100m of bronze pipe in 4m sections 1 $1,000
79          4 person row boat (needs repairs) 1 $15
80          fright wig, any color 99 $35
81          axe handle, any size 99 $2
82          The Great Book of Faerie Stories in trollish 1 $12
83          bucket of soapy water (still warm) 3 $4
84          dwarven monacle (no magnification) 8 $35
85          two headed samolian 9 $75
86          killer attack ferret 1 $350
87          mountain troll gall bladder 3 $900
88          set of manticore horns (fake) 4 $38
89          set of sexy undergarments, any shape and size 99 $112
90          magick snow shovel (fake) 1 $12
91          box of snacker crack 18 $2
92          100m wooden fencing 1 $1000
93          pot of clingy ivy (magickal, grows a meter a week) 3 $50
94          pair of knucklebone dice 30 $17
95          miniature weapon keyring, choice of sword, axe, or mace 99 $9
96          thirtyseven minute egg timer 9 $14
97          book in Bajacan, Tombs of the Rich and Famous 1 $80
98          "your name here" personalized gravestone 9 $380
99          sack of goose feathers 4 $24
100          book in Midgradian, Psalms of an Ex-Leper 3 $18


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