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d100 Roll
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Activity
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1
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lecturing the apprentices
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2
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chastising the apprentices
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3
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torturing the apprentices
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4
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feeding the apprentices to the monster
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5
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mixing ungents
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6
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meditating
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7
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sleeping
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8
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reading
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9
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scrying
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10
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feeding the monster
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11
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creating a new monster
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12
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practicing a new spell
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13
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writing his diaries
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14
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talking to the dead
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15
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creating more dead to talk to
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16
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flying around the castle
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17
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away at the wizards convention
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18
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leafing through spell component catalogues
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19
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blasting peasants
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20
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playing the organ
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21
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seducing a maiden or boy
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22
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giving orders to the guard
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23
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yelling about something trivial
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24
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summoning a storm
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25
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summoning a demon
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26
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working on floorplans
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27
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using the facilities
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28
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chastising the diplomat from the neighboring kingdom
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29
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feeding the diplomat from the neighboring kingdom to the monster
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30
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opening a dimensional gateway
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31
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fighting monsters that crawled through a dimensional gateway
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32
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astrally projecting his Ka
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33
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mixing a love potion
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34
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recovering from an explosion caused by mixing potions
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35
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reading a history book that he wrote years ago
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36
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updating his library
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37
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building new bookshelves out of bones
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38
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siting on his thrown contemplating
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39
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weeping
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40
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laughing uproariously
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41
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cleaning out his closet
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42
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making the bed
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43
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putting on makeup
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44
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peeling off his face and putting on a new one
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45
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drinking a potion of long years
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46
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peeling off the wallpaper in the dungeon searching for maps
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47
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consoling the warlord's wife
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48
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practicing the spell of tormented skin on traveling salesmen
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49
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checking the closets for moose
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50
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oiling the drawbridge gears
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51
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sewing wings on monkeys
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52
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walking the battlements
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53
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testing the moat water for proper pH
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54
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discussing the difficulties of peasant maintenance
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55
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gargling
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56
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arranging wizard robes by day
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57
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sweeping the sidewalk
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58
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balancing the accounts
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59
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slaughtering a chicken
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60
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turning princes into frogs
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61
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popping a pimple
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62
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laundry
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63
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shaving
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64
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writing a play
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65
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animating skeletons
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66
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playing the flute
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67
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listening to music
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68
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surfing the magic mirror
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69
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causing the dungeon to be expanded
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70
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talking with spiders
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71
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stubbing a toe on the cauldron
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72
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cursing
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73
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having a nightmare
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74
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sending a nightmare to an enemy
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75
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sewing a new pointy hat
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76
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bleeding from a gaping wound
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77
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throwing out last week's spell ungents
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78
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eating lunch
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79
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cooking a blackbird pie
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80
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harvesting beanstalk seeds
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81
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treading the light fantastic
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82
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lost in his own library
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83
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burying the remains of his last experiment
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84
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peering over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
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85
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writing poetry
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86
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smoking "pipe weed"
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87
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carving a staff out of ironwood
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88
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attending the monthly wizard's meeting
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89
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transcribing the steps for a new dance
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90
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plucking his eyebrows
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91
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making purple fright wigs
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92
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washing dishes
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93
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painting
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94
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locking up words
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95
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putting out the cat
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96
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summoning a great wind to wreck unholy vengeance
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97
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glancing longingly out the window
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98
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pacing the floor
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99
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snapping quills
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100
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humming softly to himself
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